FULL NAME - Lauren Leigh (Brewer) Palovchak
BIRTHDATE - August 7th, 1990
BORN - Monroe, Louisana
LOCATION - Kansas City, Missouri
STATUS - Married
SEXUALITY - Bisexual
EYE COLOR - Blue
HAIR COLOR - Blonde
HEIGHT - 5'1
WEIGHT - 112
PIERCINGS -
Eyebrow,
Ears,
Cartlidge,
Bellybutton CAREER - Opening Manager at McDonalds
PRESENT
My name is Lauren. I'm an 18-year-old leo born August 7th, 1990 in Monroe, Louisiana at North Monroe Hospital. I have been diagnosed with ADHD and depression. I'm married to a wonderful man, Mr. Aaron Palovchak, and have been since I was 15. My Aaron and I have a 10 year difference in our age and belive age is just a number so all the haters out there can shove it! I've worked at McDonalds for 2 years now and I manage the grill every day from 7a.m. to 3p.m. if not longer. I'm currently working on my GED because I dropped out of highschool at 15 due to health issues. Once I have my GED I'll "go from there". I'm not sure what I want to do with my life. Right now I'd like to be a stay at home mom and take care of my husband and future children but my attitude could quite possibly change in the future. At the moment I live in a 1 bedroom apartment with my loving husband and my 2 "children": Princess, my bearded dragon, and Ralph, my chinchilla. My husband is working as a trash man and bringing home the "big bucks" and hopefully sooner then later we'll be in a better financial state. But my life isn't all sunshine and flowers. As with everything in life there are always problems. At the moment we are struggling financially because of certain bitter exs who won't let the past go and I'm having to deal with "family matters" currently between my mom and dad. But that's not really new. My whole life has been kind of screwy...but that's another story.
PAST
To be completley honest I can't remember much...I've blocked out quite a bit. The below looks horribly long but sadly, it's just a summary...there's alot more and not much is detailed. I don't know whether I can't remember much because my brain won't alow it or if it's all the drugs I've done. Whatever it is, though, it's a good and bad thing, I guess. I remember I started out in Louisiana and lived there until I was about 6 with my grandparents and my mom. Later on I moved out with my mom and we lived in a couple of different apartment complexs until I reached the age of 9 and she decided that we were going to live with her best friend from high school, Cindy, and her daughter, Linsey, in Nebraska. In between the time that she decided this new move, I was sent off to live with my grandparents for a couple of months until my mom was ready for me to come and live with her in Nebraska.
After less then a year of living with Cindy and Linsey, my mom had decided to move, yet again, but this time we would be living with my aunt Connie in her trailor located in Ferrelview, Missouri. I asked my mom later on in life why she was so desprete to move out of her friend's house and I came to find out it had to do with drugs and lies upon lies and she said we had to get out quickly. I can just remember my innocence and not having a clue as to what was going on. But anyway, after moving in with Connie, my mom and I ended up staying in Missouri for only a short 3 months. 3 months may sound like a short period of time but for me it was the beginning of my life down the wrong path, I guess you could say. I fell in "love" with my boyfriend at the time, Cody, and I almost lost my virginity to him if it wasn't for my best friend at the time,
Christina, who talked me out of it. I don't remember when I actually discovered I was bisexual but it was in between this time period as I was going through puberty. After Missouri my mom and I ended up moving back into Cindy and Linsey's which seemed so odd to me after all the things my mom had told and said to me. We lived with them awhile longer and then decided enough is enough and moved back to where my story begins: Louisiana. We moved back in with my grandparents for awhile until my mom could get financially on her feet again. When it finally happened, the 2 of us ended up moving 3 houses down from my aunt Linda, uncle Jason, and baby cousin Hannah in Monroe. No one would have ever predicted that the house across the street from us would be the home of the boy I would soon enough lose my
virginity to at the age of 13. That year I got into so much trouble with Cody (ironic, huh?) it wasn't even funny. He was the only guy I was sleeping with aside from my best friend at the time, Kyle. The only time I ever saw Kyle would be the occasional sleep over at my grandparent's house. Kyle lived a street over so it was pretty easy access. Sometime in between all of my "boy drama", my dad came into the picture. To this day I have no idea how he came to be in our midst at that time. This was the first time I really actually met him. He's one of those parents who just meets you for the first time and trys to play the "daddy" role but can't because he's never been there. He's still trying to this day...it's sad. Anyway, everything was decent and my dad didn't really interfere much because he's a truck driver so he was gone alot.
My life was ok, I thought. I was just having sex with 2 people who I loved and I never smoked a cigarette, drank a beer, smoked a joint, or anything like that. I guess my mom and dad thought I would if I kept sleeping and hanging out with my druggie boyfriend. (They didn't know about Kyle.) So they decided that it they had had enough and that we, as a happy family we going to move to St. Joesph, Missouri into my father's nasty run down house. My mom and I didn't end up staying there but a good 2 days. After we found out the heater was leaking carbon minoxide we were pretty much gone. We moved back in with Connie half an hour away in Ferrelview. About a year later my mom and I got somewhat on our feet and got a trailor a block away.
We lived there for about 2 years and in between this time I had a girlfriend who lived about a mile from me who I see almost every day. We had an open relationship in the fact that we could sleep with other guys but not girls. So my girlfriend went online alot and met guys through the internet. She eventually rubbed off on me and I started meeting guys in chat rooms and at partys and I slept with anyone I possibly could. In about a 2 year period I ended up sleeping with 13 people. May not seem like alot but keep in mind I was 13 and 14-years-old. Sometime early when we had just moved back to Missouri, I picked up smoking cigarettes and pot here and there. I started drinking and partying alot and experimented with mild stuff like pain killers. Everything my mom had wanted to prevent happened. After I was coming out of my "slutty party girl" phase,
I stumbled into my future husband on myspace. We ended up meeting at a BBQ at his apartment complex as a "first date". Our second date ended up with us getting drunk and fucking in his car in the parking lot while the rest of the party was still inside the apartment. After we had sex for the 1st time he told me I was perfect and asked me to marry him...I said yes. Awhile after that Aaron's room mates were moving out and he needed a place to stay so I somehow talked my mom into letting him live with us in our trailor. Aaron and I were there for about a year or 2 until awhile after we got married my mom decided to abanden us and move to St. Joesph into my dad's new house. Aaron and I endedup moving to the apartments across the street from the trailor park and that's where we are today. My mom has recently broken away
from my father for good this time. She went back to Louisiana while my father remains here, in Missouri, alone and pathetic. She's finally making it on her own. She got a wonderful job making $40,000 a year doing what she loves and I talk to her almost every day. I don't regret anything. I see everything as a well needed experience and I learn from all of them. I'm still learning but then again, isn't that what life's about?
PHOBIAS
Coulrophobia - Clowns
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia - The Number 666
Taphephobia - Burned Alive
Hobophobia - Hobos
Tropophobia - Change
Pnigophobia - Choking or Being Smothered
Cryophobia - Extreme Cold
Enochlophobia - Crowds
Nyctophobia - Dark
Kakorrhaphiophobia - Defeat
Thanatophobia - Death
Rhypophobia - Filth and Dirt
Phasmophobia - Ghosts
Pupaphobia - Puppets
Siderodromophobia - Railroads
Obesophobia - Weight Gain
Siderodromophobia - Trains
Claustrophobia - Confined Spaces
FAVORITES
Actor - Johnny Depp
Animal - Bearded Dragons
Author - J.K. Rowling
Bands - Linkin Park, Slipknot, Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin
Book - Harry Potter Series
Colors - Pink, Black, Red
Hobbies - Working On My Website, Drawing, Cleaning, Playing With My Animals, Spending Time With My Husband, Going To Parties
Movies - Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Beer Fest, Super Troopers, Borat, Idiocracy, Reno 911, Shawn of The Dead
OPINIONS
Against Animal Fur
Pro-Choice
Legalize Drugs But With Moderation and Supervision
Democrat
Blondes Aren't As Dumb As You Think
Anti-Racism
Treat Others Like You Want To Be Treated
Don't Judge Someone Until You've Walked In Their Shoes
Anti-Shit Talking
"An Eye For An Eye"
For Gay Rights
Anti- Animal Abuse
Don't Preach To Me
Open Minds Are Strong Minds
There Are 2 Sides To Everything
FULL NAME - Lauren Leigh (Brewer) Palovchak
